Monday, January 25th, 2010...9:26 PM
Only in New York
I traveled to New York today for business.
All was great on the train from Boston to New York…dry…warm…Wireless…eMail..IM..Pandora…morning paper.
One step out of Penn Station and it was a monsoon…driving rain and wind.
Back into Penn Station to buy a $5 umbrella.
Wait in the line with all of the other lemmings from the train? No not me…I can create a new path.
Across the street and up 8th Avneue to the hotel…that will be easier.
In the middle of 8th Avenue the wind cripples my new umbrella…deluge.
As I am dashing near the hotel I can not see a doorman flagging cabs..he is inside..great.
A quick wait in the lobby to set the next plan…
Ahhh…there is a building in the next block I could see form the door with staging across the front…
A quick dash across 8th Ave up to wait under the staging to flag a cab under cover…great idea I thought…
I get set under the staging and wouldn’t you know a minivan makes a bee line for where I am standing…hits a huge pot hole full of water…and it was like a wave of water in Maui….sppplllllaaaaasssshhh!
I was wet…now drenched…thanks alot Mr. Minivan.
After a few expletives from me, Mr. Minivan says he is sorry and moves on.
Except for the minivan tsunami, my plan did work masterfully though as I was able to flag a cab down from under cover.
Now in the cab, we start up 8th Avenue and I tell the driver the address of my first meeting…you know when you are in trouble when they turn around and ask how do I get there.
Oh..c’mon.
So I navigate the Cabbie across mid town to the Madison Ave location.
Along the way we are travelling one of the cross streets and came upon an intersection where we had the green light.
Good thing I was paying attention as a bus was barreling through the red light and cut right in front of us.
I alerted my Cabbie of the ongoing Bus and he said holy —-!
He did hit the breaks…which of course slowed us for a moment…until we started sliding faster.
The bus was long gone though as we slid through the intersection.
The Cabbie said it best…”those bus drivers dont know what they are doing…”
Oh boy….
It was just a few minutes and I was able to direct us to my destination.
I needed a stiff drink and it was barely 8:30.
What’s next today?
Actually a great day in New York..but what a way to start.
Glad I am here to blog about it!















11 Comments
January 25th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
I loved this tale from the city, Jeff! Beautifully told and I was really on the edge of my seat.
January 25th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Thanks Jules. It is always exciting going to NY…just some days are more exciting than others. Today was a real adventure!
January 25th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
I am in stitches laughing at this…great post Jeff! Glad you emerged unscathed.
January 25th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Hang in there boss…you’ll wrangle that city yet!
January 25th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Subway is too dangerous..:))) I think maybe a time to try it.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Sounds like a fun commute into the “Big Apple.” Certainly glad you’re around to tell the tale. Did get a chuckle out of it…thanks!
January 26th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Thanks for sharing your story (adventure) in the Big Apple. Glad it ended on a positive note.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Thanks Libby. Always an adventure.
January 26th, 2010 at 9:21 AM
A fabulous narrative of what is probably a more than typical Monday morning for many New Yorkers – jeez, who needs Coney Island, huh? “Press On, Jefe!” love it. I wish you had had a video camera to capture it all…the background expletives with a water-logged distorted view of the umbrella flying into some ’scraper somewhere. I think I would have collapsed laughing.
January 26th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Holy moly … and yet the most shocking part is “Mr. Minivan says he is sorry”. 9 out of 10 would’ve given you the bird, despite drenching you.
January 26th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
He was going there…but refrained.
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